Loveís Dog

 

ďThe heart is simply an efficient and powerful pump...about the size of a clenched fist and shaped like a blunt coneĒ

 

The Human Body, ed. Jane deBurgh, 2003

 

what i love about love is its space rocket

what i hate about love is its return ticket

 

what i love about love is its orbit

what i hate about love is its circularity

 

what i love about love is feeling youíre going to burst with joy!

what i hate about love is sometimes its yukky

 

what i love about love is security

what i hate about love is not having the key

 

what i hate about love is unrequited love

 

what i love about love is its white elephant

what i hate about love is the dung

 

what i love about love is its bell

what i hate about love is its clang

 

what i love about love is warmth and light

what i hate about love is darkness and doubt

 

what i love about love is not being in it

what i hate about love is not being in it

 

what i love about love is the first splash

what i hate about love is then drowning

 

what i love about love is its pinkness

what i hate about love is i hate pink

 

what i love about love is being loved

what i hate about love is not being loved

 

what I hate about love is morag

what i hate about love is u

 

what i love about love is sharing

what i hate about love is sharing

 

what i love about love is the afterbirth

what i hate about love are the tears of blood

 

what i love about love is its sweet smell

what i hate about love is its stench of decay

 

what I love about love is my pretty kitties, your glittering smile

u have to hate love as well - what I hate about love is you have to die.

 

what i love about love is its warmth

what i hate about love is its coldness

 

what i hate about love is its burnt toast and bonemeal

what i loathe about love is its backet

 

what i love about love is nothing

what i hate about love is everything

 

what i love about love is the windows

what i hate about love is the curtains

 

what i love about love is itís like clouds - everchanging

what i hate about love is it wonít stay the same

 

what i hate about love is its eternal pain

what i love about love is its arrival

 

what i love about love is it makes every part of me smile

what i hate about love is inequality

 

what i love about love is the total exposure

what i hate about love is slamming the door

 

what i love about love is itís unique

what i hate about love is itís uncontrollable

 

what i love about love is the travelling

what i hate about love is reaching the wrong destination

 

what i love about love is its truth serum

what i hate about love is its shrinking potion

 

what i love about love is the dairy milk chocolate

what i hate about love is the brussel sprouts at christmas

 

what i love about love is when I go up a grade

what i hate about love is all the people who turn me down

 

what i hate about love is its boil-wash

what i love about love is its spin-cycle

 

what i hate about love is like the taste,

smell and feel of...MUSHROOMS

 

what i love about love is its laughing gas

what i hate about love is its bloodhound

 

what i love about love is smiling on a sunday afternoon

what i hate about love is the hangover

 

what i love about love is the glow

what i hate about love is when the batteries run out

 

what i love about love is that it outlasts all other earthly things

what i hate about love is that it has never been explained to me

 

what i love about love is the tigers in the jungle

what i hate about love is the bullies in the world

 

what i love about love is the animals and the horses

what i hate about love is getting kicked

 

what i love about love is its doubloons

what i hate about love is its sick parrot